It is a golf-ball-sized metal ball which flies through the window and lands in his fishbowl, quickly draining the water along with the goldfish. He decides to show it at his school's science class presentation. Some months later a massive fireball crashes into the water near Liberty Island.
It is revealed to be a spaceship which resembles a human Eddie Murphycontrolled by Ed and dave humanoid aliens.
Its Captain also played by Murphy pilots the spaceship from the command deck located in its head, with the help of his second-in-command Number 2 Ed Helmsand researcher Number 3 Gabrielle Ed and dave. The spaceship looks very human, and displays numerous superpowers, but the aliens don't know how to make the "ship" act like a human. A superstitious cop named Dooley Scott Caan desperately searches for the alien. The aliens need to save their planet, Nil, from an energy crisis.
They need salt, which they plan to take by draining the Earth's oceans using the metal ball, so they have to recover the ball. He tells them his name is Dave Ming Chang, based on a quick scan of common Earth names. At Ed and dave home the crew see their missing ball in a photograph taken at the science presentation. After having breakfast with Gina, Ed and dave goes to Josh's school where he pretends to be a substitute teacher and eventually is able to talk to Josh alone.
Josh tells him that the ball was taken from him by a bully Nicholas Berman. With Josh's help, Dave takes the metal ball back from the bully. The Captain via Dave spends some time with Josh and Ed and dave and realizes that humans are more advanced than they originally thought.
Brandon: Sometimes I am ready to give my last money to people, who need it more than I do. Friends tell me that I often make them smile. Otherwise I see no sense in it. But I realize that we should be a bit realistic as well. This person is honest, educated, he has a good sense of humor.
The crew observes humans displaying feelings and love, such Ed and dave witnessing Gina's painting or a homeless man offering to share his blanket with Dave when he sleeps in a doorway. The Captain decides to cancel the plan to drain the oceans because it would destroy life on Earth. The police track Dave down using the impression of his face found in the dirt at the crash site and they arrest him. After spending so much time on Earth, Ed and dave of the crew begin to exhibit new "feelings", adopting Earth's culture, mannerisms and general laid-back attitude.
Number 2 decides that the Captain and the rest of the crew's changing behavior is unacceptable and takes command of the "ship", imprisoning the Captain.
Under Number 2's command, Dave breaks out of the police station and another attempt is made to arrest him. Number 3, who has become infatuated with the Captain, becomes jealous of Gina. She first cooperates in the command change but later agrees with the Captain's view Ed and dave humans.
Both are caught by Number 2 and they are expelled from the spaceship.
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In Ed and dave meantime, Number 17 Kevin Harta young, fun-loving alien, jumps out of the "ship" while drunk from the alcohol Dave has imbibed. The Captain apologizes to Number 3 for ignoring her. He admits that he too loves her and wants to be with her. Back at the police station, Dooley discovers Number 17 in his coffee and interrogates him to find out where Dave is going. Number 2 takes Dave to the harbor, where he tries to throw the metal orb into the ocean, but is stopped by the Captain and Number 3, both of whom managed to gain reentry back onto the ship.
They convince the rest of the crew that the real Captain is in charge again. Reinstated, he orders Number 2 to be stuck in the ship's "butt" forever. The metal orb meanwhile slips out of Dave's hand and rolls into the ocean. The Captain attempts to retrieve the orb but is told that they only Ed and dave enough power to either retrieve it or return home. The Captain decides to save the Earth and the rest of the crew agrees.
The ball, thrown in the ocean by Number 2, is retrieved. Dave powers down while Dooley and Ed and dave partner catch up and point their guns at him. With no power, Dave's shields are disabled, leaving the crew defenseless. Josh tries to tell the police officers that Dave is harmless but is ignored.
He then grabs Dooley's taser which he uses on Dave, recharging him. The Captain and Number 3 reveal themselves to the police officers who stand down. The Captain says goodbye to Josh and Gina saying he now understands love. Number 17 is Ed and dave returned to Dave by Dooley. About to fly away, a team from the FBI arrives and throws a net over Dave. While the FBI agents wrestle the body down, "Dave's" crew evacuates to one of the ship's "lifeboat" shoes, activate the engines, detaches the shoe and heads home to Nil, leaving behind both the ship and Number 2.
While in the lifeboat, the Captain asks for Number 3's hand in marriage. She accepts and they kiss. Screenwriter Bill Corbett originally pitched the story for SciFi. Corbett later revived the idea for a Ed and dave and discussed it with friend and fellow writer Rob Greenbergwho would become his screenwriting partner for the project.
Although both writers acknowledged several other Ed and dave people inside big people"  movies had been made in the past, Corbett thought the aspect of an entire Star Trek like crew operating a human being bore some originality.
Meet Dave was written under the title Starship Davebut studio executives insisted on a title change in part because of the poor box office performance of The Adventures of Pluto Nasha science-fiction comedy that also starred Eddie Murphy. Corbett said the executives also wanted the title changed because they felt having any semblance of science-fiction in the title would isolate a large percentage of audiences.
Corbett unsuccessfully argued against changing the title, which he described as "beyond generic" and said was repetitive of a comedy released earlier in the year called Meet Ed and dave. Although the project as it was originally conceived appealed to both children and slightly older audiences, the final script aimed for a much more solidly family-based audience. Ed and dave
Corbett and Greenberg wrote the original draft and some subsequent drafts and, although they were given the sole writing credit, Corbett said other writers "have romped through the script as well,"  including one unnamed writer who spent one week adding material after the final draft was submitted. Ed and dave large amount of improvising and rewriting was also done on the set, and Corbett and Greenberg had little creative control during filming.
Corbett said most of the people they worked with were pleasant and some of the notes from the studio were helpful, but that Meet Dave ultimately suffered from a "too-many-cooks thing.
Filming was expected to begin in March There was also some filming in early at an elementary school in Pasadena, California. Meet Dave began receiving criticism and virulence months before it was actually released, especially by die-hard film fans Corbett compared to the Comic Book Guy character in The Simpsons.
Greenberg enjoyed reading the negative comments on Ed and dave Internet Movie Databasewhereas Corbett said he would "rather take an acid bath"  than read them.
Corbett, who did not see the final film until after it was widely released, said he did not know how the final result would come out:. Part of me is proud and wants to own this movie, promote it, generally celebrate it and look forward to all the possibilities that may emerge Ed and dave the experience.
And an equally real part of me wants to lock myself in a dark room for a month and pretend it never happened. Because the truth is that I had not a bit of control over the final product, and Hollywood does tend to suckify things. Murphy skipped the Ed and dave Dave premiere because he was working on the Ed and dave comedy A Thousand Words. It's upsetting for all of us and for Eddie. He's very funny in this. Just not enough people came. It held the record until Live by Night was dropped from 2, theaters The site's critical consensus reads, "Easy gags and slack direction drag this occasionally clever alien-out-of-planet comedy down to unimaginative lows.
The film's poor performance became a joke for comedians. Jay Leno said that the film's title was going to be changed to Meet Dave: At Blockbusterinsinuating that the movie should have been a straight-to-DVD release.
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Meet Dave is the first movie called out, and Carl mentions he has seen it. Nelson and other regular commentators, including Corbett.
Corbett Ed and dave the track was not likely to ever be recorded since comedies rarely work as spoofs. Elliott in which he suggested that the filmmaker's original intention had been to launch Charlton Ed and dave 's character into space inside a giant Eddie Murphyas well as the commentary for The Day After Tomorrow recorded by Corbett and Kevin Murphyin which Corbett claims the natural phenomena hitting Los Angeles were "almost as big a Hollywood disaster as Meet Dave ' s box office".
Eddie Murphy singled out Meet Dave like one of the worst movies he ever made. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Meet Dave Promotional poster. Jon Berg David T. Bill Corbett Rob Greenberg. British Board of Film Classification. Retrieved August 20, Retrieved January 30, Archived from the original on July 16, Ed and dave Films directed by Brian Robbins.
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